1-We did NOT invent disco, stop blaming us
2-We are not sure about Ricky Martin either
3-We probably DID invent aged indigo denim, & we apologise
4-We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your side, she scares the shit out of us
5-Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.
6-Kylie & Britney are ours, J-Lo & Celine are yours. Madonna is for sharing.
7-We are NOT surprised Ian Thorpe advertises "pearl necklaces".
8-if your male friend uses more than 3 hair products at any time, yes, he is.
9-If your female friend wins Wimbledon 16 times, yes, she is.
10-relax, we don't recruit the unwilling
I couldn't resist that - thanks Dave- Astrodave