The problem with having a big weekend is...

1. You don't really want to be working, more like lounging around being lazy;
2. You are still tired and trying to catch up on all that sleep you missed;
3. Your liver is telling you it feels poisoned by the alcohol;
4. You still can't drag your sorry ass to the gym;
5. Even the dog looks at you with disgust;
6. You have to creep downstairs to the recycling bin in the dead of night so the neighbors don't know how trashy you are;
7. Oh whatever the neighbors actually know how trashy you are.

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