The problem with having a big weekend is...

The problem with having a big weekend is:

  1. You don't really want to be working, more like lounging around being lazy;
  2. You are still tired and trying to catch up on all that sleep you missed;
  3. Your liver is telling you it feels poisoned by the alcohol;
  4. You still can't drag your sorry ass to the gym;
  5. Even the dog looks at you with disgust;
  6. You have to creep downstairs to the recycling bin in the dead of night so the neighbors don't know how trashy you are;
  7. Oh whatever the neighbors actually know how trashy you are.

Oh well recovering slowly in the office!